A man and a woman in their bedroom, busy with the most beautiful pastime in the world – he on top.
After a while she starts to scan his head.
He: “What are you doing?”
She: “I’m looking for the horns!”
He: “What horns?”
She: “Because you are so devilish good!”
Change of position, now she is the top and after a while he also begins to sense her head.
She: “What are you doing?”
He: “I’m looking for the horns!”
She: “Oh, am I so devilishly good,too?”
He: “No, but heavy as a cow!”