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One of Germany’s best-known rock bands DIE ÄRZTE (pronounced DEE AIR-TS-teh, German for ‘The Doctors’ or ‘The Physicians’) who are notoriously famous for taking everything a bit different have announced two single-sex shows in Dortmund, Germany in December this year on their homepage.

According to the motto ‘Ladies first’ the XX concert for an exclusively female audience will take place on Monday, the 19th December 2011 at the Westfalenhalle in Dortmund, Germany while the XY concert for an exclusively male audience will take place on Tuesday, the 20th December 2011 at the same venue. 

Admission to the concerts is 6 P.m., beginning is 20.15 pm.
The sale price for a ticket is off 38,00 euro (including CO2 compensation and PRESALE fee). 

Who can order tickets for the XY concert and buy?
There are no personal restrictions for ticket booking and purchase. 

Where and when there are tickets for the two concerts?
Tickets are available here online as well as in limited numbers on following sales outlets:

Ticketing (ticket office at the Westfalenhalle 1)

Rheinlanddamm 200
44139 Dortmund

Platten Schmidt
Theodor-Heuss-Platz 7
41460 Neuss

 ALL questions about the DIE ÄRZTE  XY / XX concerts

Who gets admitted to the XY concert?
Men with valid ticket. (Okay: boys also.)
The sex status as male for the purposes of the statutory register of reporting is crucial.
Appropriate inspection checks be carried out at the entry gate, in case of doubt and an examination of the name in the identity card or passport.
Also apply the usual legal and organizers requirements according to house rules, ticket label, Youth Protection Act, terms and conditions, etc.

Who gets admitted to the XX concert?
Women with valid ticket. (Okay: girls also.)
The sex status as a woman for the purposes of the statutory register of reporting is crucial.
Appropriate inspection checks be carried out at the entry gate, in case of doubt and an examination of the name in the identity card or passport.
Also apply the usual legal and organizers requirements according to house rules, ticket label, Youth Protection Act, terms and conditions, etc.

I’m transgender or crossgender or born in the wrong body or transvestite or  drag artist or gay or lesbian or like to cloak myself as the opposite sex.
That does not matter. See previous questions.

I stand but on the guest list or am from the press or VIP or otherwise somehow important. Then surely other rules apply or?
No, that does not matter. See previous questions. And below.

What happens on the ground if I incorrectly will gain admission me?
You will be court-martialled and shot *.

What happens on the ground if I claim I forgot my identity card or passport, so that I can not present him at the request at the inlet?
You will be court-martialled and shot *.

What happens on the ground if I claim I had not known it all and the ticket would be a gift?**
You will be court-martialled and shot *.

Are there special tickets for wheelchair user?
Yes, you can buy special tickets for wheelchair user and an accompanying person (without extra costs) for both concerts. However, the respective intake system on sex applies also for the guest.

What else do you need to keep in mind for the XY concert?
It is likely to have longer waiting times before the beer delivery points.
The use of a highly effective deodorant is strongly recommended.
Please do not throw with used or unused, underwear!
Traffickers are pigs.

What else do you need to keep in mind for the XX concert?
It is likely to have longer waiting times prior to the toilets.
The use of hearing protection with special high-frequency filter is strongly recommended.
Please do not throw with used or unused, underwear!
Female traffickers are pigs.

*) “to be court-martialled and shot” is up to the final victory of the Cultural Revolution and the related assumption of power by the representatives of  DIE ÄRZTE has to be understood as an analogous description of the categorical sending-off from the venue.

**) Also applies similar to any and all other excuses and all such tries.

Source:  http://www.bademeister.com/v8/news/news.php?b=1&c=2

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